happy I'm not Mary Tyler Moore.

I like all of this. I really do. Fuck what was supposed to happen, he's making breakfast, a kitty just knocked over a box, there bacon.

BACON.

But like I said, I still like the comedy being offered at the UCB and the PIT. I'm afraid hipsters might ruin comedy. What hipsters might have ruined already though is porn. Comedy and porn are the last places you would expect snobbery. Lo and behold, there's all these 'nude art' sites that have these girls with vacant stares. In order for porn to work, I need the model to give a 'come hither' glance to the camera. Not these vacant stares. That's not fantasy, that's reality. Girls always give me vacant stares when I seduce them. I don't need Polaroids from some delusional Larry Clark wannabe to indulge my fantasies of rejection. And that whole "art" rubric is a little irritating. Most things on the planet can be considered art (found objects, daily gestures, rabbit saliva) but the hipsters who call it 'erotic art' are dumber than a kangaroo in a boxing match. Hipster porn is not art. The legal definition of porn is a nudie pic with no artistic merit. A Supreme Court judge will tell you that this shit isn't art. So don't look down your nose at me because I get off to Black Vagina Finder. You're not better than me."

—Mo Diggs, blogger, Mo!, the Apiary, Dead Frog

There are so many wonderful things here to point out.

I love Progeria. They've identified the gene, which is just a spontaneous, non hereditary mutation. About fifty kids are living with it right now. It limits the lifetime of the infected child to around 13 years but in some cases, the children live to be as old as 21 or as young as 8. It's an acceleration of aging disease and most children die of angina.

Eeee.